the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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