If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
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