Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
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Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
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I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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