I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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