..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
I want you more than these girls want KFC
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
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