The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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