So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
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After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
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Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
A+ Viking dick
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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