It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
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and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
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Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
Good news!! I can adult!! π turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ππ
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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