Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
I cut my penus on the lid.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
Randomize
