So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
And then my night got REAL pukey
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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