who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
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He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
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Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
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