Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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