I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
My breasts were aching with rage.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
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