He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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