The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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