Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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