i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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