I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
I think my moral compass just broke
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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