Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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