I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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