we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
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