I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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