They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
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