I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
Randomize
