dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
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Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
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Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
Text me some of your sweat
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