I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
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i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
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it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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