Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
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