GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
Randomize
