Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
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