like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
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I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
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The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
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