OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
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The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
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You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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