I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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