I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Do you have feelings for this penis?
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