All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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