What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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