Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
It was confusing and full of hummus
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Randomize
