Hey man sorry I got all grabby
you guys were way drunker than both of me
someone get that fucking seahorse.
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
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i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
It's blow job season.
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do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
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ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.