If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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