i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
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you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
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FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
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