I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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