I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
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whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
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On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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