Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
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There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
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Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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