I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
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I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
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she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
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