Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
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This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
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I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
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