I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
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so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
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Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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