Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Randomize
