Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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