If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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