What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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