Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
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The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
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I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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