i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
Randomize
