her vagine was all disorganized.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
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at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
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Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
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