Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
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I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
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one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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