This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
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My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
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So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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